The Bullies
Motivation that does not ask nicely.
Coach has a clipboard and no patience. Ashley believes in you, which is worse. Chad is currently optimized and disappointed in your protocol. Unc has 47 years in the iron game and thinks your phone is soft. Pick one, set your training days, and on every one of them they message you until you tap DONE or check in at the gym, location verified.
The messages start polite. They do not stay that way. You control exactly how rude it gets with the cruelty dial, from firm to Savage, and AI personalization means the roast knows your name and what you were supposed to lift today.
“you can disappoint me OR you can tap DONE. you won't like option one.”
Ashley, on the record
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It gets worse until you go
Wake-up jab, midday shot, evening insult. Notifications escalate through your training window and stop the moment you tap DONE. Rest days are silent. Pause any time.
The gym knows if you went
Register your gym once, then check in from inside it to log a verified workout. No honor-system loopholes when it counts.
Bet your own cash on showing up
Opt in, set your own penalty per missed day, and a scheduled day with no verified check-in charges your card for real. Your bully warns you that evening first. No surprises, pause any time.
From stern to Savage
Every bully has a range. Turn it up when you stop feeling it. They will never touch your weight, your body, or your eating. Only whether you showed up.
This one comes
with a bully attached.
Free to download on iPhone. One subscription unlocks the whole app, the bullies included, plus the four voices that make sure you actually use it.